I HOPE THIS IS JUST A HORRIBLE RUMOR!!

WHERE DO THEY GO FROM HERE???
Reports are coming in that Halle Berry and Gabriel Aubry have ended their relationship. Supposedly a source (who the fuck are these Sources??) is claiming it was Grabrielle's choice. I am really hoping this is just a rumor, but if not this sure doesn't bode well for poor Halle. Two broken marriages and two broken long term relationships??? You have to start to wonder if it's the men or her???

The reality of the situation is, that if these two really are donesville, they've got no where to go, but down - that's what happens after you meet your esthetically perfect counterpart!!!!

HE'S HEEEEEEEEEERE!!!!!!!

HE DARES TO VENTURE OUT IN PUBLIC
My Robert decided to reveal himself out and about Vancouver yesterday, I am assuming this is only possible because us Canadians have a little more self control!!! (and less paps want to make the trip!!!). He met up with his long time friend Sam Bradley (who has beeen residing in Vancouver), they hung out for a couple of hours. On his way to lunch he made sure to sign autographs for fans - the cutest right!!!!!!! Some Hollywood assholes never make time for there fans - not my Robert!!!!!!! This could be the only Robert appearance we get so I am going to enjoy it!!!!!!!!!!

Side Note: he continues to wear those horrible fucking Jeans - I think it's like day 4 - if I had one complaint about my Mr. Near Perfect - it would be this!!!!

STAR SIGHTINGS - COUPLES DAY OUT!!

OUT AND ABOUT IN NEW YORK AND L.A.
Amanda Seyfried and her man Dominic Cooper where out and about New York on Wednesday, April 28th. They wondered around Central Park and later caught some late lunch - how perfect would that day be!!!!!!

Channing Tatum and his wife Jenna Dewan had the same idea as they wondered around the SoHo district of NY, shopping and hitting up a cafe for a quick bite. I bet her two bags equal more that I buy in a year!!!!! Side note - I can't put my finger on it, but their is always something off with Channing's style. His wife's not any better with the constant over dressing - what's with all the layers???? - she needs to simplify!!!!

Lastly here is cutie Adam Brody and his girlfriend of 9 months, screenwriter Lerene Scafa. They were taking in some of the ridiculously beautiful wether out in L.A.!!!! I love these two together - they seem very well suited!!!!

HE'S HERE

HE'S HERE!!!!!!!!
My Mr. Perfect has touched down safely in Vancouver for the Eclipse re-shoots. The above photo is him leaving Heathrow airport this morning and arriving in Vancouver just a couple hours ago (below pic)- I love that he plays guitar and I love that his guitar case is old and beaten up - so bad boy - meets dirty - meets artist - meets vintage collector - meets ridiculously sexy!!!!!!!!!

They say because of conflicting schedules, Rob, Kristen, and Taylor are pulling 3 really long days as opposed to doing 1 week of shorter days - that really sucks, because the chances of them hanging out in town to catch any shows or even going out to dinner are pretty unlikely!!!! Oh well I don't live out there anyway and I think it's near impossible to hope that he would come and hang in Yarrow!!!!!!!!

At least promotion for Eclipse starts soon which means we will be seeing him none stop as he does the promotional tour - it was just announced that he will be on Ellen May 19th - yes!!!!!! and then off to Oprah to celebrate his birthday on May 24th - can't fucking wait!!!!!!!

SHE MAY BE OVER STUART TOWNSEND

CHARLIZE FINALLY GETTING IT RIGHT
It's been months since Charlize has managed to put together a perfect ensemble - basically since her Stuart Townsend split. I am so happy to announce that today she finally got it right!!! Here she is at The Dior & Vogue celebration of The Charlize Theron Africa Outreach Project at Soho House. She is dressed in head to toe Dior - LOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE!!! Those shoes are to die for - perfection!!!

SANDRA HAS A BABY, FILES FOR DIVORCE FROM JESSE

TAKE LESSONS LINDSAY LOHAN'S OF THE WORLD
She has had a baby for 3 and a half months and none of us knew - why - because she wanted to keep this shit secret!!!! See it's possible!!!!!!! She is showing all those other attention whores what it's like to have class!!!! I love Sandra, I always have, but this recent move has moved her into my #1 Bestie spot.

At the same time as announcing her adoption of Louis Bardo Bullock, a 3½-month-old boy, born in New Orleans (the cutest!!!), she also announced that she will be divorcing Jesse James. The existence of Louis was a serious surprise, the divorcing of Jesse not so much!!!

She decided to make things public with one of the more reputable entertainment/gossip magazines - PEOPLE. She has made it clear that she will be adopting alone, despite the couples 3 year battle to receive little Louis. I imagine her new little man has made this horrible transition in her life more bearable!!! Thank goodness for Louis - the timing of his arrival seems meant to be!!

When asked about how she is doing and adjusting she responded: "He's just perfect, I can't even describe him any other way,". "It's like he's always been a part of our lives.".

The interviewer than asks her if she was aware that Jesse James had any interest in Nazism, referring to his incriminating photo.

"The photo shocked me and made me sad," she said. "This is not the man I married. This was stupid, this was ignorant. Racism, anti-Semitism, sexism, homophobia, anything Nazi and a boatload of other things have no place in my life. And the man I married felt the same."

Jesse responded to People saying he has a "huge hole" and that he misses and loves Louis and seems to think he had a say in the divorce.

"The decision to let my wife end our marriage, and continue the adoption of Louis on her own, has been the hardest," he said. "Sandy is the love of my life, but considering the pain and devastation I have caused her, it would be selfish to not let her go. Right now it is time for me to beat this addiction that has taken two of the things I love the most in life."

"I know in my heart that I can be the best father possible to my four children, and the mate Sandy deserves, and realize that this is an incredible mountain to climb. But I believe that the steps I have taken in the last 30 days are the foundation for making this happen."

Is it wrong to feel a tiny bit sad for Jesse????????

WHERE WAS JIM CARREY IN VANCOUVER????

VANCOUVER REVIEW OF CONAN FINALLY IN!!!! - SORRY FOR THE WAIT
I know it's been weeks since Mr. Conan graced the Orpheum theatre in Vancouver and I have yet to blog about it.

I love Conan and when I heard he was bring his "Legally Prohibited From Being Funny on Television Tour" to Van, I jumped on the oppotunity to see him live. It's probably going to be one of the only times I ever get to see a late night personality live - so I grabbed it and dragged my very willing friend Leah along. The show opened with Reggie Watts - FUCKING HILARIOUS!!!!!! If he ever comes within a 4 hour drive of me, I am going - he is probably the funniest person I have ever seen!!! It's hard to describe him so I pulled some other people's exerts of his talents:

"Sharp, wry and elusive ... Reggie moves seamlessly from skits to songs to off-kilter stand-up, while talking in a subway train full of accents." – New York Times

"There's no one out there like Reggie Watts. Reggie covers everything from ancient history and racism to pop-culture, in a heady mix of improvised music, comedy and social insight. This guy has to be seen to be believed. Truly awesome!" –Time Out London

"Watts, with his cloud of black hair and surprisingly beautiful voice, is loads of fun to watch." – Variety

"Reggie Watts is a most unusual talent: a huge vocal range, a natural musicality, and a sidesplitting wit. Is he a comedian? A singer? A performance artist? I've seen him a few times since then and I still can't decide. Whatever, he ain't like nobody else." – Brian Eno

He totally created the best vibe to start of the big show.

After a brief break, the large monitor at the back of the stage starts playing and we get a visual of Conan in a fat suit with pizza on his belly - indicating that since his show's cancellation, he hasn't done much, but wallow in self pity. It continues with him making breakfast shakes with chips, sitting on the trampoline while his daughter jumps, continuously making slow trips to the mail box and my favorite is when after sitting on a lounge chair for a extended period of time, his daughter comes up and says "Mom, Dad smells like Pee"!!! Love it!!! As the Intro goes on you see him getting a phone call letting him know that they found a new gig for him touring North America with a live version of his T.V. show. You see him get back into shape and prep for his return!!!!

The band comes out booming Conan's opening tune and they rock the joint to pump up the audience - moments later they introduce CONAN O'BRIEN!!!!!!!!!! He comes out to a crazy crowd - nobody wanted to let up on the screaming to let the guy speak - it was so great to be there. Side note - he is really fucking skinny - I mean Really!!!! I knew he was thin, but I wasn't expecting that - either he lost weight or the camera puts on more like 30 pds!!!

Conan begins like he does with every televised show and gives us an opening monologue - it was good (not great, but good), I enjoyed the small digs at Jay Leno's expense and when he said "This is the first time anyone paid to see me. They've paid to make me go away ..."!!! He then Introduces Andy and they give us a couple funny songs and a little comedy back and forth, this is when things start to get a little slow. It became obvious about 45 minutes in, that Conan is not used to providing a hour and half set of stand up entertainment. He is used to doing his 10 minute monologue, some funny pre-shot skits and then 30 minutes of interviews. To his credit it was only the 2nd show on the road and it appears (to our bad luck) that things have really picked up along the tour!!!.

Conan than pulled out some of his past shticks that are now claimed to be the property of NBC, luckily that didn't stop him from delivering Triumph the Insult Dog, the Movie Lever (Chuck Norris clips) and never forget the Masturbating Bear -- (now the Self-Pleasuring Panda) -- in what was largely a re-creation of his old show minus the guests.


The day before the show we had heard rumors from local radio station's that he would be interviewing guests and possibly Michael Buble might be coming down to the show - I of course jump on the rumor mill hoping for the best - unfortunately there was no Michael, but thankfully Conan did allow one of his writers to come out and do some Stand up (which was perfect timing as a break from The Conan/Andy shenanigans was badly needed!!!). His name was Deon Cole and although a couple of jokes fell short, he delivered a pretty funny performance. After his set the remainder of the show was filled with musical segments, Andy's live commercial's featuring Japa dogs and The Penthouse and Conan's interesting wardrobe changes. All in all the show was awesome and Conan stuck true to form. Just before he performed the final song he took a minute to be serious and express his appreciation for all the support he has received over the past 3 months. It was one of my favorite parts . . . .He said:

"In 1993, when I first got started in television, just about everybody in America hated what we were doing," "The first people to embrace us were Canadians."

"During those early days of hosting the New York-based Late Night with Conan O'Brien, he could always tell when Canadians were in the audience because they were the ones who actually laughed at his jokes", he said.

"You saved my life and we've gone through a lot of weird stuff in the last 3½ months," "The support that we have had from all of you online has been absolutely extraordinary."

Needless to say, I was 1/2 a second away from tears!!!

I love it when someone with as much talent, success and money can be humbled and appreciate those that brought him to that place. I had a great time.

ONLY MAJOR COMPLAINT: So as I said earlier on, I was a little disappointed that there were no guests - Turns out I am justified and we were seriously fucking ripped off!!!!!!!!!!!! He had fucking Jim Carrey on his show the other day and in previous weeks he had Jon Hamm, Johan Hill, Dave Matthews, Pearl Jam, Chris Isaak . . . . . the list goes on!!!!!!! Seriously is it because we are in Vancouver and no one wants to make the trip?????????? If that's the case than get Michael Buble - he lives here for frig sakes!!!!!!!!!! Plus additional side note - he has a blog that has small write up's about each stop - Vancouver got nothing!!!! There is a section titled Vancouver, but that's only because that is where he blogged from, it's says nothing about the show in Vancouver!!!!!!! I guess we are forgettable hey Conan!!!!! Okay my rant is over, but I am still a little pissed!!!!!!

To end this on a positive note, because I really did enjoy the show. I guess Jay was here a couple of months ago and people were really disappointed with the lack of energy and enthusiasm he displayed (you think after everything he would be appreciative to still have people buying tickets to his shows!!!). Anyway lack of energy is one of the last things I would ever say about Conan's show - you could tell that he wanted to be there and that he appreciated those seats being sold!!!!!!!!

COMPENSATING FOR BAD REVUES

WORKIN IT HARD
This is Jen at the UK premiere of "THE BREAK UP PLAN". She is never one for subtlety and that is reiterated again today. Now I am known for going big or going home so I really can't be hat'in on the girl!!!! In all honesty I actually love the big hair and she is fucking rocking that dress. One thing you can always say about Jen - she is the constant fashionista whether it's a bust or not!!!

"THE BACK UP PLAN" did okay this past weekend, but definitely not great!! It seems to be echoing her career over the past couple of years.

AMANDA PEET MOMMY X 2

BABY #2
Amanda just welcomed home another baby girl - Molly June Benioff on Monday, April 19th in New York. She was scheduled to appear on Letterman that night to promote "Please Give", but for obvious reasons was forced to cancel. She is married to Writer/Director David Benioff and they also have a 3 year old daughter named Frances.

"Please Give" is about a New York city couple that butt heads with the granddaughters of the elderly woman who lives in the apartment they own. Amanda costars with the always wonderful Catherine Keener along with Rebecca Hall, Elise Ivy and Oliver Platt. I love indie flicks - I will totally be going to see this one.

HUMAN ALGAE EATER

HEIDI MONTAG IN TWO YEARS

OH MY FUCKING GOD!!!!!!!!!!!

Have you ever seen anything so fucking ugly in your life. Look at what she has done to herself!!! Someone should stick her lips on a huge algea covered rock and stick at the bottom of one of those huge fish tanks at Sea World!!!!!! Seriously I would pay extra money to see that shit!!! I want to go off, but I am so lost for words WTF!!!!!!!!!!!

MY ROBERT FINALLY GET TO SIT ON OPRAH'S COUCH

MARK YOUR FUCKING CALENDARS!!!
The Queen of Daytime has invited my Robert to be on her show May 13th - it's a Thursday - I usually work, but if there has ever been need for a sick day it's now!!!! The PVR just won't do - I can't be the last to see Rob's big moment - what kind of fake girlfriend would that make me!!!

He will be sharing the show with Kirsten and Taylor, but who really gives a shit about them - it's all about Rob. I bet he wears a fucking killer suit - god he looks good in a suit!!! SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO EXCITED!!!!!

My ridiculously handsome sweetheart was especially cute last night as he made time to go and see his sister Lizzy's show. He is extra adorable after one too many beers!!!!

It looks like he is almost done shooting "Bel Ami" and is getting ready for the Eclipse promotional tour. Their have been rumours swirling that Eclipse requires some tweaking and a couple of re-shoots - it appears the rumours might be true because Eclipse director David A. Slade arrived in Vancouver a couple of days ago, implying that those re shoots are right around the corner. It's sad, but the reality is that when he is in Vancouver - it might just be as close as I will ever be to meeting him - fuck that's pathetic!!!!!!

Kristen has had some down time, she spent last weekend at Coachella and is pressumed to be joining Rob in Vancouver - lucky BITCH!!!!

In case some of you have not had a chance to see the trailer - here it is:



THOUGHTS????

It's lacking some Robert, but otherwise it looks more promising than NEW MOON which isn't hard!!!!

HEIDI MONTAG IN TWO YEARS

OH MY FUCKING GOD!!!!!!!!!!!

Have you ever seen anything so fucking ugly in your life. Look at what she has done to herself!!! She looks like something from house of horrors!!! or rare sea mammol Sea World it trying to get it - "THE HUMAN ALGAE EATER"!!!!!! Seriously I would pay extra money to see that shit!!!

THE FUNNIEST FUCKIN GUY!!!

RICKY SLIMS DOWN!!!
Ricky Gervais has lost 42 pounds in recent months and he tells the Daily Telegraph it was for health reasons.
"The Hollywood pressure is that you do have to be of a certain standard or a certain type," he said. "I see everyone doing it, even good character actors. I think, 'Why are you starving yourself?' The pressure is there to have white, straight teeth..."


The pressure was not something he succombed to, he said:
"What is it with America? I don't give a shit what they think and if I don't get a film role because my teeth are crooked, then fuck them!! I don't want it. I just go, 'It's ridiculous.'

Responding to people claiming he lost the weight because of outside pressure:
"I hate them, and I hate that people think that I would. It makes me angry. I remember when a newspaper said, 'He's lost three stone for Hollywood.'
"I went, 'No, I haven't lost three stone and I would never fucking do it for Hollywood. "I did it 'cos I work out and I wanna be fit.' And that annoys me."

Last week Gervais talked about his workout and weight loss on Letterman and aired his thoughts on fat Americans.

"They know what they're doing," he said. "They know what's making them fat. It's all the pies. They know that. If you go, all those pies are fattening, they're not going to go, 'Oh really? I thought it was all the jogging that makes you fat.' It's a choice. Fat people don't get fat behind their own back...they know why they're fat and they like it."

NOW THIS IS HOW YOU SHOOT A MAGAZINE COVER

FUCKING BRILLIANT
Thank you Vogue Paris for showing us that there is still some sense of intelligence among the masses - or at least among the creators of the magazine!!!! The Oh mighty Queen of Acting - Meryl is on top of her well deserved thrown and she is supported by the very few woman who may be fortunate to come in second to her highness!!!. The only slightly questionable presence may be Gwyneth - I like Gwyneth and she has delivered some fantastic performances ("Shakespeare in Love" has a permanent place on my top 10), but I don't think she has delivered the same range as the other woman.

Side Note - doesn't Naomi look incredible!!!! Loooooooooooooooooove her!!!!!

Meryl and Penelope were co-editors for the article and they decided to create a couple different covers for the shelves - the one of all the girls is my favorite, but my second fav is below. Vogue collaborated with Bono for the Shoot that is why all the woman are wearing Current Elliott jeans and tees from Bono’s (Product) Red collection and - half from Armani for (Red) and half from Gap for (Red)!

SIT DOWN AND SHUT THE FUCK UP

In the early days of Grey's I used to be a big Katherine Heigl fan, but her recent childish outbursts are exhausting me. First there was the constant bitching and moaning about the writing on Grey's. Fine. Then she started wah-wahhhing about 17-hour days on-set. My apologies, Katherine. You have the schedule of a school teacher, and yet you're paid roughly twenties times their annual salary.

Kate seems to be having toubles keeping a PR person. She was repped by an NY-based PR rep for six years, than she recently decided to go with an LA-based rep, Melissa Kates. A company merger occurred, and Kates went out on her own (Heigl followed). Six weeks later, Kates fires Heigl, which is very uncharacteristic of a PR rep starting her own company. Shit must have been pretty bad, because let's be honest despite my distaste for this wench she does appear to do well at the box office - meaning any agent would be bringing home a pretty penny!!! So she then decide's to go with a new PR rep who was forced to take on massive damage control as a result of her EW magazine intereview. She didn't last long as she wasn't able to pull a rabbit out of her ass and make Katherine's rep squeaky clean again. She is now back with her original NY-based rep which could be a good idea as they seemed to do a good job keeping her antics quite.

She must be a hag to deal with!!! It's no surprise that entertainment tonight announced that the cast seemed happy to see her go!!!! It took me a moment to figure out what RED FLAGS me about Katherine, I finally figured it out. She is one of those girls that has no girl friends - So self engulfed that no woman can tolerate her - VERY BAD SIGN!!!!!!!!!!

Side Note: She needs a new stylist - hate her clothing choices!!!

Second Side Note: How much do you want to bet she doesn't even have a stylist??????

HUMAN ALGEA EATER

HEIDI MONTAG IN TWO YEARS

OH MY FUCKING GOD!!!!!!!!!!!

Have you ever seen anything so fucking ugly in your life. Look at what she has done to herself!!! Someone should stick her lips on a huge algea covered rock and stick at the bottom of one of those huge fish tanks at Sea World!!!!!! Seriously I would pay extra money to see that shit!!!

ELLEN PAGE

BESTIE #4
I think I have watched “Juno” a total of 200 times . . . . . .aside from “Pride and Prejudice” it’s my go 2 movie.

Ellen is fresh, intelligent, unique and most of all centered – all qualities the new generation of Actresses seem to be lacking (excluding Carey Mulligan of course!!!!).

Ellen just gave a very revealing interview with the “Guardian” and opened up about some very provocative topics!!! – love it

On doing her own stunts for her Whip It role, Page remarks, "There were a few bruises but it was so much fun... I think it is great as a girl to be able to experience that kind of controlled aggressiveness. I'm not in favour of aggression for its own sake but in this context it is empowering and liberating and at the end everybody goes out for a beer and loves each other."

When asked of life after Juno, she observes, "I found it very strange to be suddenly talking about myself all the time and to be followed down the street. But it's been a huge gift too. To be in a position, at my age, where I am financially independent, I can help develop things, I can promote stuff that I believe in."

And in case you didn't know, Page is a feminist. A big one. When asked about what her reaction was to the hoopla triggered by her controversial Juno role, Page declared, "People are so black and white about this. Because she kept the baby everybody said the film was against abortion. But if she'd had an abortion everybody would have been like, 'Oh my God.' I am a feminist and I am totally pro-choice, but what's funny is when you say that people assume that you are pro-abortion. I don't love abortion but I want women to be able to choose and I don't want white dudes in an office being able to make laws on things like this. I mean what are we going to do - go back to clothes hangers?" Good question. And Page thinks the way women are treated in her industry is a "total drag;" for example, "a film comes out where a woman is in the lead, or a movie comes out where a bunch of girls are roller derbying, and it doesn't make much money and you see articles about how women can't carry a film." So true.

All in all, Page comes off as casual yet astute. Simple yet sophisticated and that is why she Is one of the chosen one's for my elite bestie list.

WEEKLY ROBERT

I’M STARTING TO SEE SLIGHT FLAWS!!!! – BAD SIGN
This could be the beginning of the end for me and Robert – or possibly just a bad week!!!

I initially began my little infatuation because of Rob’s pretty in Twilight – I fell hard for the pretty – that led me to stalking him on the internet which than led to my full fledged infatuation. As I have stated before I have always loved the mysterious, complicated, deep thinker type and he fits the bill perfectly. So like most relationships I will say his attraction was my initial draw, but it was definitely his personality (or my interpretation of his personality!!!) that drew me in and has kept me entertained for this past year!!!!

It’s no secret that without proper lighting he does not photograph well, but I usually see past it because that is what loving someone means!!!!!!!!!!!!

However these pics from the set of “Bel Ami” are starting to make me loose a little of the quiver or maybe I am just seeing him in a different light - literally!!! I can only hope that he redeems himself during the press junket for Eclipse and bring back his oh so pretty!!!!!!!!!!!!

QUEEN BEE

THE ONE, THE ONLY - TINA FEY
If the tooth fairy came to my door tonight and offered me one wish - it would be to have half the talent of my bestie Tina (and her waist size!!!) - she is to comedy as Meryl Streep is to Drama - untouchable!!!!!!!!!

So it is fantastic to announce that the wonderful, The perfect Tina Fey is coming home!!!! She will be hosting Saturday Night Live this weekend. You know she will be bringing on some serious funny - prediction - best SNL night of the year (or possibly a tie with Betty White who will be hosting in May). Either one of those icons could steal best in show!!!!!!!!!


Her new movie with Steve Carrell also comes out this weekend – "Date Night". Looks fucking hilarious and it’s getting great reviews - It really is the perfect "date night", I might even let my husband out of the basement long enough to come and see it with me!!!!!

Check out the trailer – can’t wait!!!!!!!!!!

DETAILS MAGAZINE

IS IT MY BIRTHDAY???
Heeeeeeeeeeello Alexander Skarsgard . . . . . . . . perfection

Here is my favorite vampire bringing sexy back on the cover of details magazine. He is one of 3 covers for the may 2010 issue – he competes with co-stars Ryan Kwanten and Stephen Moyer.

66 days and counting until the new season of True Blood. I am really hoping that Sookie and Eric’s sexes things up – they are so hot!!!! Please no more boring Bill – God even his name is boring!!!!!!

STILL ON

THE BITCH IS BACK
Rumors were swarming after the Oscars that George had finally detached himself from the expressionless prom queen.

Unfortunately the rumors were just that - rumors!!!!!


Earlier this week, George put out this statement, “Once again the story is made up, spread to other outlets and now denied. But don’t let facts get in the way of a good story.”


This is George in Hawaii on Thursday April 8th, on set of his most recent movie “The Descendents”, clearly holding hands with HER!!!


This is the longest time he has been connected to one woman in years – she must convey some sort of unique, hidden talent that only George is aware of!!!!! How else can you explain her hold on him???? Maybe she is a hypnotizing sea serpent????? That’s got to be it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TIGER - DOWN BOY

Number 19, but whose counting!!!!!!!!!!!
The day before Tiger tries to overshadow his personal problems by staging a much anticipated “comeback” one more woman (or child – however you see it!!) comes out of his very dirty closet. Radar Online is claiming he had a one night stand with Raychel Coudriet the 21 year old girl next door.

According to the Enquirer, Woods and Coudriet began making out near his house, then had sex in Tiger's private office. Coudriet and Woods didn't hook up again because she "felt guilty about having sex with a married man." Supposedly the girl is upset that she was "just another conquest."

If you sleep with a married man you deserve to be “just another conquest”. I could understand if she was young and naive, but there is no excuse for stupidity!!!!!

WHITNEY HOUSTON

So Sad
Looks like Whitney might be back to her powder loving days. She has cancelled a large number of shows and continues to postpone part of her European tour and rumor has it cocaine use is to blame. According to InTouch eyewitnesses say they saw some shocking behavior from the singer on March 10th at the Beverly Wilshire Hotel.

Apparently the singer walked into the bar with her ex-husband, Bobby Brown, then began screaming, "I want a fuckin' drink!" followed by expletives. A witness a few tables away named Marlon David, said: "I saw her pull a plastic bag out, put a folded bill to her nose and discreetly snort a line from it of what to me certainly looked like cocaine. She's extremely thin and looks like a disaster. She's a hot mess."

According to her rep she is required to take time off in order to recover from a “respiratory illness” is that another way of saying she is too high to perform???????

Jim and Jenny Call it Quits!!!

Another relationship over in Hollywood
It seems like "BREAKUP'S" are the only thing I have been blogging about lately - what is going on???

Jim Carrey and Jenny McCarthy both took to their Twitter accounts today to announce their split. The have been together for five years, during which Jim bonded tremendously with Jenny's son, Evan, and the trio have spent many hours campaigning for her autism cause and being generally goofy together. It's so sad as they always seemed so happy - guess they are pretty good actors!!!!!

Jim wrote on Twitter:
"Jenny and I have just ended our 5yr relationship. I'm grateful 4 the many blessings we've shared and I wish her the very best!"

Jenny wrote:
"Im so grateful for the years Jim and I had together. I will stay committed to Jane (Jim's granddaughter) and will always keep Jim as a leading man in my heart."

The really shitty thing about all this, is the fact that millions of people are looking to these stars for guidance and if they can call it quits so easily, what stops the next person???? Do you ever notice that if a celebrity has been with their partner for longer than 5 years than they automatically receive a standing ovation every time it's mentioned - like they should get a fucking metal!!!!! WTF!!!! I have been with my husband for over 10 years and you don't see any trophies lying around my house!!!!!!!!!!!

It's been a rough few months for celebrity love —