Zac Efron
I think this may be the first time this guy has caught my eye - he actually is pretty cute, unfortunately he is a very weeeeeeeeeee little man. I realize it might be a little unfair to criticize someone because of there genetic disposition, but it's not the individual that annoys me it's that it is a consistent running theme throughout Hollywood. I think it may be the reason for my love of John Krasinsky and Robert - they are two of the few people that reach my height requirement - 6ft.
Ryan Reynolds
It seems like there is a new generation of men that want to look like human Ken dolls. I know it's the Oscars and some serious primping is required, but I hate the look of "I just stepped out of a tanning booth and smothered myself with body oil"!!!! It's way too fake and pretty - Totally not my style - as you know I like them a little roughed up and dirty!!!!!
How can you not adore Robert Downey Jr. - is he not perfection??? He is just so cool, one of a kind!!! I love the way he adores his wife, they always look like they are really enjoying life.
Kristen Stewart
I am so impressed with little Kstew - she totally rocked the Red Carpet in this Monique Lhuillier gown. Love the deep, deep royal blue - she looks amazing. I will admit that possibly my worst enemy (for obvious reasons) cleans up really fucking well!!!
Jeremy Renner
Do you remember Jeremy in SWAT with Colin Farrell - I remember hating his character, but thinking that he was very believable and their was something attractive about his bad boy ways!!! Now that I see him all dressed up and being so cute bringing his mom to his big day - I see some real hotness potential - if it wasn't for his vertical challenges, I would possibly invest more time in exploring this potential!!!!
Diane Kruger
As I have posted many times before - I hate anything generic or safe - that's why my hate list is longer than my love list - too much of the same shit - it seriously bores me to death!!!! Diane never bores me - she is constantly reinventing her look - she take risks and they always seem to pay off - once again a serious winner!!!!
Colin Firth
I have loved him since he was Mr Darcy in the BBC's version of Jane Austen's Pride and Prejudice in 1995 - 15 years - now that is commitment!!! He expanded that love exponentially in 2001 with Bridget Jones and even more so (if that's possible) in 2003 with Love Actually. He is just getting better with age!!! In his recent role of which he garnered the Oscar nomination he plays a gay man dealing with the death of his life partner and contemplating suicide - it was created and directed by Tom Ford. Tom's affects on Colin have seriously paid off - he looks incredible!!!
Kate Winslet
She is perfection. Kate knows the game so well - she dresses up if it's her moment and scales it down when it's not her moment in the spotlight. She is age appropriate and conveys the true idea that simple can be beautiful - She is Hollywood!!!!!
Gabourney Sidibe
I love her story . . . she is so amazing and a much needed breath of fresh air for Hollywood - her attitude is strong, outspoken, but caring and original - I really hope Precious continues to open doors for her so we can see her much more in the future. Also side note, love the deep blue Marchesa dress she is wearing, it compliments her so well and she looks so comfortable - she was quoted as saying "if fashion was porn - this dress is the money shot"!!!
Demi Moore
I never saw her on the red carpet and was shocked to see her presenting an award, but I was really happy with her dress choice - it was beautiful. I love the winding colours of browns and taupe's - she looks exquisite. I unfortunately was not a huge fan of the rest of the ensemble, but I guess you can't win them all!!!
Amanda Seifried
I was really hoping that she would step outside the very small box she has put herself in and showcase herself as a up and coming to be reckoned with!!!! This dress said nothing, but I am safe and boring!!!
Robyn ThickeOh holy fuck did somebody bathe in gel - he looks like a walking wax statue!!!! and unfortunately she seems to have bathed in the same bottle of gel!!!
Sam Worthington
Oh Hottie Hot - fabulous look, great accent, sweet ass!!!!! Hope he does another movie so we can see him strutting - once again wish he was taller!!!!
Mo'niqueThe dress is simple and beautiful, she does look great, I am not a huge fan so my judgment is clouded, but she did have an incredible perfomance in precious and deserves all the attention she is receiving - I think she may take home the golden prize!!!! As far as her red carpet interview - she is so fucking dramatic and over the top - drives me nuts!!!
Mariah Carey
Nick looks like a deer caught in headlights - what a small weeeeee man -Oh holy mother she just stopped half way through the interview to remove a mint from her mouth!!!I will say she actually seems like she dressed appropriately which is a shock in itself. I can't get over the awkwardness of her and Nick as a pair - very distracting!!!!
Maggie Gyllenhaal
I usually love Maggie's choices as she is always so unique and true to herself, and on any other day I would be all over this dress, however It's not any other premiere - it's the OSCARS and you need to step up your game and dress accordingly!!! So bottomline I am a little disapointed, but she did make a great choice for her body type and it's maggie so really she could be wearing a garbage can and still look amazing.
Anthony Mackie
HE is FINEEEEEEEEEEEE - that suit fits him very very well!!! and he's extremely well spoken - that gives more hotness points - must see hurt locker!!!!
Tom Ford
Perfection - anything else would be a disappointment. Can you believe that he went from clothing designer to Director and on his first try gets himself to the Oscars. Love that every answer he gives always indicates that he is aware that everything he touches would never be less than perfection, thus the Oscars are hardly a shock!!!
SJB
I can't quite make up my mind on this decision - I have to give her props for originatlity, but the dress comsumes her skinny ass and she looks like she can't relax in it!!! I am totally all over the "my fair lady throw back", but it needed a little more flow or something. I did however looooooove the hair - so beautiful and big and over the top - love it!!!
Jeff Bridges
I remember reading somewhere that he is very handsome in person - I can really believe that, there is something about Jeff!!! I really hope he takes it!!!
Keanu Reeves = Yummy
Oh my goodness - he looks incredible - I love that suit - doesn't he look amazing - I am all over the facial hair and that suit wholy yummy - I wonder if he is short - do you think so??? I might make an exception after seeing him looking like that.
Taylor Lautner - I mean what do you say - the weeeeee 17 year old looks good I guess!!!
Miley Cyrus
Who the hell invited Miley Cyrus??? How is she relevant to the Oscars??? Honestly I don't even want to comment as she is so irrelevant.
Penelope Cruz
I love Penelope so there is little she can do wrong, I loved the dress - it was a little safe, but very beautiful. She knew it would not be her year and I think she almost dressed down and thus conveyed her thoughts that she knew she would not be taking home the golden man!!!
Jake Gyllenhaal
Jakey just came on the red carpet - holy cow he is a hottie - I never noticed those beautiful baby blues before. He is always so funny and well spoken - nothing is more attractive than that!!!!
George Clooney
I mean what do you say it's George - he's beautiful, Classy - a little tired looking, but I am going to chalk that up to the fact that he is literally giving his life to helping Haiti and possibly the Oscars are an afterthought. That being said you should not forget the hand that feeds you and it would have been nice if he had made some time for a little hair cut - dirty George does not work for me!!!
Matt Damon
What's with the men and growing out a shag- I prefer my Matt a little clean cut - regardless I guess he still looks handsome. I really want to see Invictus.
Helen Miren
The last two years Helen has schooled her competitors on the red carpet by giving them an ass wiping on how to dress for an event like the Oscars - I don't know what happened this year, but it seems she's taken a back seat!!! I am not a fan - hate any dress that looks like you can get it at any generic wedding shop you see.
Meryl
The Queen - she can do no wrong - but tonight She even out did herself - she is perfection!!! FUCKING STUNNING!!!!! They say women get worse with age - Meryl proves them all wrong - I love her. Side note my mom looks like her identical twin - she is just as stunning.
